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Two episodes this week! We release on Mondays now! Comedian Scott Schendlinger sits in for KC. How was your name made fun of in school? Who likes anal sex? Were you a creep disguised as a nerd? How easy is sex at anime conventions? How much does Dragonball Z suck? What do you say to crazy people? Is The Raid 2 the best action movie ever? Who hates going with the bit? Who talks over who more by the end?

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Light crew this week, but comedian Kase Raso lends a hand. Who believes in Santa Claus? What was your first time jerking off? Who thought a ghost had sex with them? How sexable did you think you were as a kid? Do you jellyfish? How does your girl and friends get along? Have women tricked you into buying drinks? Who got down with a stuffed animal?

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Comedian Nate Fridson sits in once again as Max was on the podcast, Alcoholic Gamer. How’s Neil dealing with moving his wife in? Does Woody Harrelson play a dirtbag in every movie? Who bullied a mentally disabled kid once? How were you a bully or bullied as a kid? Are no hot women at your job a sign of a terrible job? Who steals co-workers food at work? What kinds of grudges are worth holding onto?

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Is driving in NYC terrible? Who hated bums until a life-changing lesson? Are Indians or Hassidic Jews worse landlords? You a Seamless or Grubhub person? Were you sad about GWAR? How much of a pussy is Neil? How would you handle cheating? Who gave up jerking off for lent?

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Comedian Akaash Singh sits in for Chris. Is Rocky III the most racially progressive movie ever? How pure are your intentions going to bars or Okcupid? Does desire cloud judgment? Who posted a dick pic on Craigslist? Who had phone sex on a crowded bus? Are double standards real? Do we need down-syndrome people? Did you use a family member’s death for sympathy sex? Find out more!

 

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How good is audio porn? Why is Neil pissed at Chris? What are some embarrassing “peacocking” stories? How much does Max love making sea lions miserable? Does Neil have the worst teeth/choice in dentists ever? Can we make the recent Harlem building explosions worse? Find out everything this week!

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Comedian J Lalonde sits in again this week for Neil. What’s the weirdest place you’ve had sex? Are you prepared for the apocalypse? Are comics survivalists? Did J Lalonde survive Katrina? Is World War 3 upon us? How would Genghis Khan stack up against Abraham Lincoln? Would Alex Jones use Tinder?

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Comedian J Lalonde sits in for Max this week. Why is Neil hesitant about moving in with his wife? What would you leave in your will? Are fashion people cunts? Does the service industry deserve respect? Does Harold Ramis’ death really mean anything? What is sleep paralysis? Are palm readings better than handjobs? Listen and discover the shameful details.

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Did Kunal travel to West Virginia to avoid Valentine’s Day? Is Max Dead? Do you play porn at parties? Is Chris no longer homeless? Does technology ruin relationships today? How are the gays in Virginia and Montauk? This and more on this week’s episode.

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Do zoos torture animals? Puppies thrown in rivers is cool right? Are Ghandi and Mother Teresa assholes? Did Kunal really dress up as a “super hero” named “The Sovereign Judge”? Find out all the embarrassing and offensive answers on this week’s episode of depravity and loneliness.

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This week, Nice Podcast is sans Kunal. To make up for the minor(ity) loss, they have comedian Mike Recine sit in. The gang open up with Seasonal Anxiety Disorder (sad) among other nonsense. Neil discusses seeing the epic gross out horror film, A Serbian Film, and other war torn countries with messed up entertainment. After jumping off that, the crew gets in a heated debate over the Bill Nye vs Ken Ham debate on creationism. Max and Chris verbally duke it out to the gang’s amusement. In the end, the only result is a question of whether or not mentally handicapped people go to hell.

Guest: Mike Recine

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The gang is FINALLY back together and it’s a cluster fuck of absurdity discussing Neil’s wedding and Chris’s sabbatical. Bombs of terrible jokes come at you this episode as the group gets it’s footing. Kunal announces his new job: the same job, at the same place he had when he was 16. In the spirit of financial regress, Kunal recounts times he was gainfully employed, wasting money at a “massage” parlor. The group ends on an abandoned coal mining town in Ohio and their self worth. Also, the group calls fans to action to email and let them know how they’re doing! So go for it!

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Snowstorms keep Chris frozen in a park, but the very funny comic Danny Cruz sits in with the guys this week. Kunal tried to “craft” a nude scene in his acting class and everyone else crafts their hatred of him quicker. The guys discuss being afraid of being nude and other fears they’d like to conquer while Neil doesn’t understand the concept of deep sea anything. The boys discover Danny doesn’t know how to ride a bicycle, but roller blades like a pussy. Max is one badass biker and Neil was thrown from the hood of a car as a retard teen.

Guest: Danny Cruz

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We’re sans Chris once again, but don’t fear as we welcome comedian Nate Fridson to join us. Kunal ask if Neil can not be a snob and name recent music he enjoys. A music discussion leads to Nate telling how his Mom and Big Sean’s Mom hang out and rappers needing financial advisors. From there the guys think depressing movies are terrible, 80s action films are boss and that there’s not enough motorbikes with missiles. The dudes trade stories of their worst jobs. They wrap up with how Neil was taught to tie a tie at a sex party.  We had fan mail!

Guest: Nate Fridson

*If you like the wood carving pictured above, it was done by Amber Richards. She’s with the company Hatch Show Print. They do great work and you can contact her personally for this and many other designs at her email: amberrichardsdesign@gmail.com

 

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Slightly longer episode this week as Chris is absent and the boys welcome guest and one of half of “The Alcoholic Gamer” podcast; Justin Murray, to fill in. Kunal gets in an argument with L.A. Fitness that the guys consider psycho. Neil argued with his fiancee over wedding plans while the guys let him know in depth what an ass he is. Then the gang dive into Kunal’s A.A. progress. Things get cringey when everyone trades stories of awkward ends to f*ck buddy situations. Enjoy the fun and rate us on Itunes!

Guest: Justin Murray

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TOM HANKS POSES WITH A DRUNK FAN-1284121 The gang reflects on their Christmases. Holiday cheer is around until reminiscing on past drunken debauchery of who the most embarrassing at a party was. Kunal spreads shame, but Neil takes the birthday cake with ruining Chris’s birthday in a dirtbag blackout. Max finally reveals a story of him being terrible!!! The guys then go into never getting into real fights. All this and more on Nice Podcast!

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The crew discusses their favorite holiday movies and how to make them more realistic i.e. depressingly graphic. Afterwards, they go into the politics of grave robbing and disposing of loved ones. Chris toys with the idea of desecrating all that is decent with his mother’s remains. Then the guys evaluate panhandlers and finish it off with a discussion/Chris yelling session about Duck Dynasty.

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On this week’s episode, the gang discusses relationships and embarrassing break up stories. Kunal talks about incessantly calling an ex to tell her the weather. Neil’s break up story trumps everyone’s with how he tried to kill himself. Afterwards, the group discusses a recent pedophile scandal involving Lostprophets’ front man Ian Watkins, how celebrities have no limitations and rounding off on a Florida school named after a KKK Grand Wizard. Be sure to rate this episode!

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Max tells us about a SECOND date, while Chris doesn’t like how Max treated the girl. We determine Chris is being cranky.  Kunal got a flat tire in his car and Max laments over the world of bartender flair videos. Max says he hates X-Men, Chris and Kunal defend them. They talk about other terrible comics and comic book movies. Neil got engaged to someone not kidnapped. The guys discuss Nelson Mandela’s funeral and the deaf interpreter who made up EVERYTHING. Kunal poses the question, “If a zombie apocalypse happens, what do you do in the first four hours?”

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Kunal kunals himself over cooking on Thanksgiving, Neil spends his with Momma, Max has help serve his family on turkey day, and Chris tells us how he ended up at a strip club on Thanksgiving this year. We discuss the value of strip clubs and trade stripper stories.  Chris has never had alcohol in his life. Max is interrogated over boning big dames. Kunal and Neil try to make Max feel better by disclosing terrible hook up tales that include clubfoot.

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Kunal gets ANOTHER ticket. We talk about Thanksgiving plans, Alton Brown being a bitch. Neil’s Mom visits and pipes in every so often. Neil apparently looked good with hair. A nanny raised Max; which explains a lot and we discuss having cute babysitters. Neil has a problem with Native Americans and Max’s Brain Cancer Scientist Mom. Max brings up the dating website Lulu. All of us decide to rate each other on the Lulu scale to everyone’s delight/anger.

 

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The gang made a bet that Neil broke like an idiot. They discuss trying to not eat meat, the documentary Food Inc, and Neil being a bitch. Better ways to slaughter meat, then animal fights we would love to see happen. Kunal proposes the most badass land animal. Max goes on a date that leads to Neil making everyone feel uncomfortable causing them to pick apart. The dudes talk about their embarrassing moments located on the net. Kunal puts out a bet for people to discover an embarrassing picture of him on the Internet. Chris tries to say gamers are “oppressed” before a discussion about the closing of 5pointz in NYC leads to Chris and Neil yelling.

 

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Everyone dissects why Max is sad. Max talks about his job burning down and everything being terrible. We discuss going to therapy, the pros and cons of it, and terrible therapists with bad advice. Then the dudes dive further into Max’s Dad problems, our dead dad problems, and Neil imagining child violence. Ireland’s drunk driving commercials are discussed before we trade off dead body sightings in their lives. Max also has a vegan cupcake recipe you should email about.

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Max flaunts voting for a new mayor and scolds everyone for not voting.  Kunal gets his watch repaired, but not his being a terrible person. We talk Halloween and whether it’s worth it. Chris is still homeless and we discuss him dating while homeless to everyone’s astonishment. Embarrassing dating stories and fetishes are traded while Neil explains being blown by a dude at the tender age of 12.

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It’s a shameful week for all except Chris. Kunal tries to justify being racist. The gang has an intervention for Neil’s twitter and other fails of his. Neil retaliates with a story of an almost threesome with Max, makes Kunal talk about hitting a woman, and then dive into early family problems. Enjoy, as we get uncomfortably numb and Max tries his hardest to talk about listicles to avoid the pain. This all makes Chris the happiest he’s ever been.

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Kunal thinks texting and driving should be legal, seat belt laws are terrible, and kittens deserve something. Chris tallies off the advantages of having a disabled Mom.  You can have sex in your car, legally! Littering for the rich is amazing. Chris is homeless, AGAIN, while talking new versus old Homeless. Chris hates Max’s claim for cyclist rights and Max schools everyone on storytelling. Chris wins the sad off again this week.

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Neil won’t try contacts for his crap eyes, but ages terribly, well. Chris tells us how he almost lost his arm, got puffer fish poisoning and that he still doesn’t have AIDS. We also explain how easy sex is off Okcupid and first date moves. We even get a quick visit by Neil’s girlfriend Niceli on the mic.

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This week, Chris tells a boring story, Neil can’t keep secrets, Kunal shits in bags and new recruit Max Boyajian makes us sick with his being a nice guy. Come listen.

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Neil Constantine, Christopher Carolan, and Kunal Arora embark on a podcast and get to know each other by being mean to Chris. Chris tells of his dildo venture, Kunal is ripped off by crab boils, and Neil talks about his girl that’s clearly out of his league. Listen to us try to find our way. And yes, we know the podcast is called something different right now.

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