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Comedians Mike Brown and Brandon Collins, of Comedy Outliers, sit in as the newly formed super friends wonder, is the Iphone 6 overhyped? Should Adrian Peterson “discipline” his kids? Is hitting kids cool? Should Ray Rice pay or play? How bad did the NFL screw up? Has social responsibility as a person shifted from the one’s self to the absurd? Who did Kanye West order to stand up? What question does Mike pose regarding celebrity worship? Are Mike and Neil suicide buddies? The group asks, what sets each other off? What sets you off? All this and more!

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Comics Rojo Perez and Corey Reppond sit in as we wonder if PBA cards should be allowed? Are gay bars a great place to pick up women? Have you been in bars that show porn? Spit is the worst lubricant right? What’s the oldest person you’ve banged? Were you seduced or a seducer of a senior citizen? What’s the oldest person you’d bang? Should 80 year olds have sex? How was the mystery of Jack The Ripper solved? Was “The Fappening” good or bad for society? Are nude bodies overrated? Listen to the end for a number to send Rojo all your dick pics! All this and more.

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Comic Dennis Rooney joins as we wonder how much of an old queen Neil is on his birthday. Is “Revolution in the Elbow of Ragnar Agnarsson Furniture Painter” the worst broadway title, show or both? Are narrators’ hardest roles genocide docs? How was Neil a sissy this week? What makes catcalls gross? How soon is too soon for traveling cross country with someone you date? What did KC witness on a visit to Ferguson, Missouri? What has transpired there since last week? All this and more!

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Comics Dennis Rooney and Corey Reppond sit in as we wonder, do you count using fingers as butt sex? Are you a guy that enjoys butt stuff? How did Neil do playing a racist cop on TV? Is Shakespeare overrated? Is being honest with a significant other about what they choose to do ok? Was Neil’s wife right to be mad at him? How much of a tool is Henry Rollins? Do you support teen Michael Brown or Officer Darren Wilson? How much of a saint do black people have to be to be reported fairly on? How disgusting have cops been in Missouri? Are police too militarized, too aggressive? Does social media spread misinformation faster than facts? All this and more!

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Comics Drew Dowdey and Freddy Sheffield sit in as we wonder how Garageband sucks a big one? What did Neil IDIOTICALLY say to his wife? Ever said mean things to get out of/create bigger arguments? Who broke Drew’s heart in 2009? What’s the biggest way someone broke your heart? Are women below 25 the worst to date? Have you had suicidal thoughts? What did you think of the Robin Williams’ suicide? Is your reaction to it about him or you? Here’s a link to help if you’re battling depression at all. All this and more…

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Why haven’t you cyber bullied Corey Reppond? What’s the best baby to adopt to help get laid? Should Latin low rider owners beat up KC? How much weight does a significant other have to gain before you say something? Have you gotten into arguments with your girlfriend over weight gain? How many ways can Neil angle on getting pussy? Is the fire challenge or ice bucket challenge cooler? Are people doing the ALS ice bucket challenge selfish or selfless? Donate to ALS research. Email us your answers and suggestions to all this and more…

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Corey Reppond joins us again as we debate how many angles someone needs to be attractive.  Is Orlando Bloom punching Justin Bieber good for society? What evil thoughts do you think of committing? Are we too obsessed with celebrities? Should Stephen A. Smith have been suspended or punched by ESPN? When’s it ok to hit a woman? Is Hitler too mainstream? Are bullies or kids that commit suicide from bullying worse? What should Corey’s new twitter handle be? Email us! All this and more…

 

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Comedian Corey Reppond sits in as we ask what accents are the most terrifying? Will Chris go to jail this week? How did Chris convince Corey to become a Republican? Why would Spiderman punch a cop in Times Square? The gang discusses how many dates one would go on before sleeping with someone. In addition, the gang goes deep into a discussion of anal sex. Also, could Chris be leaving the show? Find all this and more!

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Comedian Aalap Patel sits in as we dissect the difference between a creep and boat hoe. Would you write a best man speech for someone else? What should be done about Eric Garner? Should the youtube “hood pranksters” be stopped or shot? What was awesome about Russian rebels shooting down Malaysian flight MH17? What’s your conspiracy theory about the crash? Who’s pro-Putin? What should be done about the Gaza vs Israel situation? How good are Austrailians at racist insults? What would your Aussie nickname be?

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Comedian Dennis Rooney sits in as we wonder how one can tell if a stripper is black market? Is helping family over-rated? Have relatives ever taken advantage of your help? What’s wrong with Dennis’ Godmother? What did KC do to frighten his brother? Are you sick of pregnancy photos on Facebook? Are you for Israel, Palestine or just keeping our noses out of the Middle East? Can genocides be good for morale? All this and more…

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Comedian Justin Murray joins us again as we wonder when you’re a terrible tour guide? How’s Justin hating on weddings to prepare for his wedding? What bothers us most about Gun ‘n Roses’ “November Rain” video? Were music videos ever good? Is Eddie Murphy actually funny? Are white people the only ones with down syndrome? Who lives in the post Apocalypse? Should Anthony Cumia of Opie & Anthony been fired? Find out this and more…

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Comedian Nick Ruggia of Temple Horses sits in as we wonder what the most sent picture in the world is. Are you afraid of running into ex-flames of yours? What is the state of college health services? Is there a lack of care that leads to poor treatment? Have you buried a pet yourself? Who found a run over cat and how did he handle it? How would you refuse to dissect a fetal pig? Ever watch someone desperately try to hit on people? People are thirsty and there’s a science behind it. All of this and more…

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KC took his mom to the spa. Is there a difference between good and bad spas? Who’s a bad dancer? What did Latin men whisper behind Neil and his wife’s back? What’s worse, the World Cup or the haters around it? How many positions do you do during sex? What’s your dirty talk like? It gets dark as the guys go into the depths of bestiality when discussing dolphins. Which animal would you have sex with? Listen and find out who chooses what! Let us know what animal you’d choose?

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Guest, comedian Drew Dowdey, sits in as we discuss various addictions. Who doesn’t have a history with hookers? Drew talks about his first time with a hooker. Do hookers give back change? Who propositioned a homeless woman for sex successfully? Do you walk away from terrible conversations or have you faked interest to be nice or hopefully get laid? Is their growth through relationships? How does one grow playing Dungeons & Dragons. What relationship caused change in you? Let us know in the comments! 

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KC turned 30. Was his birthday a bust? Find out who stopped eating fast food? Should Neil run a half marathon? What age do you want to live to? The guys discusses how long they’d want to live and how they’d take themselves out! Do you have Puerto Rican friends? Who are you rooting for in the World Cup? How are prostitutes in Brazil preparing for the World Cup? How much would you charge to give a blowjob? What would you pay each member of Nice Podcast for a BJ? Tell us! Tweet @NicePodcast #hocharge. This and more on the latest Nice Podcast!

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Should you sign up for Obamacare? Why respect your elders? Are The Human Centipede movies fantastic, gross, or both? Was KC’s stint as street vigilante, The Sovereign Judge, brave or sad? KC brings in The Sovereign Judges’ manifesto, for your listening pleasure. Ever felt embarrassed about anything? Listen and this’ll make you feel great! It’s a doozy. All this and more…

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Why did Neil side with insurance companies? Have you ever wished death on people for stupid reasons? How is Columbo the world’s greatest detective? Is Jock Jams better than David Bowie? Does being terrible at video games mean you should die? How fat are you in other countries? Comedian Nathan Macintosh sits in! These things for your ears and more on this episode of the Nice Podcast!

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How goes GFQ listeners? What guys sincerely do hot yoga? Is Tinder love real? Why so serious? Ever had a stranger pay for your meal? How’ve pets interrupted your sex life? How close did 13-year-old KC come to having a kid? Should dudes always cover the bill? Has Puerto Rico found aliens? Where do stand with the Fermi paradox? How dumb do we sound talking science?

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Comedian Justin Murray sits in this week. How’d you appreciate Mom on Mother’s Day? What’s your worst rejection story? Who was attracted to their mother as a kid? Who also related to pedophiles as a kid? How honest is your relationship in dealing with monogamy vs polyamory.  Does your relationship have more conversation or love fodder? Is there balanced news anymore? What’s the best source for news?

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Why is Max so depressed? Are we really depressed or just overly medicated? Are there more mass shootings nowadays? Is World War 3 about to happen? Ready for the draft? How would you steal a kid? Euthanasia can’t be that bad right? Do you hate retail greeters? What’s your favorite part of Hot Topic? Big news at the end of the episode!!!

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Is KC late to being interesting? Did you play flaming fruitball?  How much is your mechanic ripping you off? Does your mechanic serve alcohol in their shop?  Have you tried to court your Mom? Have you picked up drunken friends or their cars from jail? How have you made a mockery of the homeless today?

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Thanks to Apple, an episode with guests Owen Straw & Kevin Barnett was lost. Neil and KC must rise again and soldier on alone. How mad is Neil? Are we too polite in society? What food makes you sick? What mandates of your religion are still stupidly carried out? Are any religions actually a “religion of peace”?  How well dressed do you have to be to get into heaven?

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Two episodes this week! We release on Mondays now! Comedian Scott Schendlinger sits in for KC. How was your name made fun of in school? Who likes anal sex? Were you a creep disguised as a nerd? How easy is sex at anime conventions? How much does Dragonball Z suck? What do you say to crazy people? Is The Raid 2 the best action movie ever? Who hates going with the bit? Who talks over who more by the end?

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Light crew this week, but comedian Kase Raso lends a hand. Who believes in Santa Claus? What was your first time jerking off? Who thought a ghost had sex with them? How sexable did you think you were as a kid? Do you jellyfish? How does your girl and friends get along? Have women tricked you into buying drinks? Who got down with a stuffed animal?

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Comedian Nate Fridson sits in once again as Max was on the podcast, Alcoholic Gamer. How’s Neil dealing with moving his wife in? Does Woody Harrelson play a dirtbag in every movie? Who bullied a mentally disabled kid once? How were you a bully or bullied as a kid? Are no hot women at your job a sign of a terrible job? Who steals co-workers food at work? What kinds of grudges are worth holding onto?

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Is driving in NYC terrible? Who hated bums until a life-changing lesson? Are Indians or Hassidic Jews worse landlords? You a Seamless or Grubhub person? Were you sad about GWAR? How much of a pussy is Neil? How would you handle cheating? Who gave up jerking off for lent?

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Comedian Akaash Singh sits in for Chris. Is Rocky III the most racially progressive movie ever? How pure are your intentions going to bars or Okcupid? Does desire cloud judgment? Who posted a dick pic on Craigslist? Who had phone sex on a crowded bus? Are double standards real? Do we need down-syndrome people? Did you use a family member’s death for sympathy sex? Find out more!

 

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How good is audio porn? Why is Neil pissed at Chris? What are some embarrassing “peacocking” stories? How much does Max love making sea lions miserable? Does Neil have the worst teeth/choice in dentists ever? Can we make the recent Harlem building explosions worse? Find out everything this week!

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Comedian J Lalonde sits in again this week for Neil. What’s the weirdest place you’ve had sex? Are you prepared for the apocalypse? Are comics survivalists? Did J Lalonde survive Katrina? Is World War 3 upon us? How would Genghis Khan stack up against Abraham Lincoln? Would Alex Jones use Tinder?

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Comedian J Lalonde sits in for Max this week. Why is Neil hesitant about moving in with his wife? What would you leave in your will? Are fashion people cunts? Does the service industry deserve respect? Does Harold Ramis’ death really mean anything? What is sleep paralysis? Are palm readings better than handjobs? Listen and discover the shameful details.

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Did Kunal travel to West Virginia to avoid Valentine’s Day? Is Max Dead? Do you play porn at parties? Is Chris no longer homeless? Does technology ruin relationships today? How are the gays in Virginia and Montauk? This and more on this week’s episode.

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Do zoos torture animals? Puppies thrown in rivers is cool right? Are Ghandi and Mother Teresa assholes? Did Kunal really dress up as a “super hero” named “The Sovereign Judge”? Find out all the embarrassing and offensive answers on this week’s episode of depravity and loneliness.

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This week, Nice Podcast is sans Kunal. To make up for the minor(ity) loss, they have comedian Mike Recine sit in. The gang open up with Seasonal Anxiety Disorder (sad) among other nonsense. Neil discusses seeing the epic gross out horror film, A Serbian Film, and other war torn countries with messed up entertainment. After jumping off that, the crew gets in a heated debate over the Bill Nye vs Ken Ham debate on creationism. Max and Chris verbally duke it out to the gang’s amusement. In the end, the only result is a question of whether or not mentally handicapped people go to hell.

Guest: Mike Recine

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The gang is FINALLY back together and it’s a cluster fuck of absurdity discussing Neil’s wedding and Chris’s sabbatical. Bombs of terrible jokes come at you this episode as the group gets it’s footing. Kunal announces his new job: the same job, at the same place he had when he was 16. In the spirit of financial regress, Kunal recounts times he was gainfully employed, wasting money at a “massage” parlor. The group ends on an abandoned coal mining town in Ohio and their self worth. Also, the group calls fans to action to email and let them know how they’re doing! So go for it!

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Snowstorms keep Chris frozen in a park, but the very funny comic Danny Cruz sits in with the guys this week. Kunal tried to “craft” a nude scene in his acting class and everyone else crafts their hatred of him quicker. The guys discuss being afraid of being nude and other fears they’d like to conquer while Neil doesn’t understand the concept of deep sea anything. The boys discover Danny doesn’t know how to ride a bicycle, but roller blades like a pussy. Max is one badass biker and Neil was thrown from the hood of a car as a retard teen.

Guest: Danny Cruz

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We’re sans Chris once again, but don’t fear as we welcome comedian Nate Fridson to join us. Kunal ask if Neil can not be a snob and name recent music he enjoys. A music discussion leads to Nate telling how his Mom and Big Sean’s Mom hang out and rappers needing financial advisors. From there the guys think depressing movies are terrible, 80s action films are boss and that there’s not enough motorbikes with missiles. The dudes trade stories of their worst jobs. They wrap up with how Neil was taught to tie a tie at a sex party.  We had fan mail!

Guest: Nate Fridson

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Slightly longer episode this week as Chris is absent and the boys welcome guest and one of half of “The Alcoholic Gamer” podcast; Justin Murray, to fill in. Kunal gets in an argument with L.A. Fitness that the guys consider psycho. Neil argued with his fiancee over wedding plans while the guys let him know in depth what an ass he is. Then the gang dive into Kunal’s A.A. progress. Things get cringey when everyone trades stories of awkward ends to f*ck buddy situations. Enjoy the fun and rate us on Itunes!

Guest: Justin Murray

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TOM HANKS POSES WITH A DRUNK FAN-1284121 The gang reflects on their Christmases. Holiday cheer is around until reminiscing on past drunken debauchery of who the most embarrassing at a party was. Kunal spreads shame, but Neil takes the birthday cake with ruining Chris’s birthday in a dirtbag blackout. Max finally reveals a story of him being terrible!!! The guys then go into never getting into real fights. All this and more on Nice Podcast!

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The crew discusses their favorite holiday movies and how to make them more realistic i.e. depressingly graphic. Afterwards, they go into the politics of grave robbing and disposing of loved ones. Chris toys with the idea of desecrating all that is decent with his mother’s remains. Then the guys evaluate panhandlers and finish it off with a discussion/Chris yelling session about Duck Dynasty.

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On this week’s episode, the gang discusses relationships and embarrassing break up stories. Kunal talks about incessantly calling an ex to tell her the weather. Neil’s break up story trumps everyone’s with how he tried to kill himself. Afterwards, the group discusses a recent pedophile scandal involving Lostprophets’ front man Ian Watkins, how celebrities have no limitations and rounding off on a Florida school named after a KKK Grand Wizard. Be sure to rate this episode!

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Max tells us about a SECOND date, while Chris doesn’t like how Max treated the girl. We determine Chris is being cranky.  Kunal got a flat tire in his car and Max laments over the world of bartender flair videos. Max says he hates X-Men, Chris and Kunal defend them. They talk about other terrible comics and comic book movies. Neil got engaged to someone not kidnapped. The guys discuss Nelson Mandela’s funeral and the deaf interpreter who made up EVERYTHING. Kunal poses the question, “If a zombie apocalypse happens, what do you do in the first four hours?”

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Kunal kunals himself over cooking on Thanksgiving, Neil spends his with Momma, Max has help serve his family on turkey day, and Chris tells us how he ended up at a strip club on Thanksgiving this year. We discuss the value of strip clubs and trade stripper stories.  Chris has never had alcohol in his life. Max is interrogated over boning big dames. Kunal and Neil try to make Max feel better by disclosing terrible hook up tales that include clubfoot.

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Kunal gets ANOTHER ticket. We talk about Thanksgiving plans, Alton Brown being a bitch. Neil’s Mom visits and pipes in every so often. Neil apparently looked good with hair. A nanny raised Max; which explains a lot and we discuss having cute babysitters. Neil has a problem with Native Americans and Max’s Brain Cancer Scientist Mom. Max brings up the dating website Lulu. All of us decide to rate each other on the Lulu scale to everyone’s delight/anger.

 

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The gang made a bet that Neil broke like an idiot. They discuss trying to not eat meat, the documentary Food Inc, and Neil being a bitch. Better ways to slaughter meat, then animal fights we would love to see happen. Kunal proposes the most badass land animal. Max goes on a date that leads to Neil making everyone feel uncomfortable causing them to pick apart. The dudes talk about their embarrassing moments located on the net. Kunal puts out a bet for people to discover an embarrassing picture of him on the Internet. Chris tries to say gamers are “oppressed” before a discussion about the closing of 5pointz in NYC leads to Chris and Neil yelling.

 

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Everyone dissects why Max is sad. Max talks about his job burning down and everything being terrible. We discuss going to therapy, the pros and cons of it, and terrible therapists with bad advice. Then the dudes dive further into Max’s Dad problems, our dead dad problems, and Neil imagining child violence. Ireland’s drunk driving commercials are discussed before we trade off dead body sightings in their lives. Max also has a vegan cupcake recipe you should email about.

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Max flaunts voting for a new mayor and scolds everyone for not voting.  Kunal gets his watch repaired, but not his being a terrible person. We talk Halloween and whether it’s worth it. Chris is still homeless and we discuss him dating while homeless to everyone’s astonishment. Embarrassing dating stories and fetishes are traded while Neil explains being blown by a dude at the tender age of 12.

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It’s a shameful week for all except Chris. Kunal tries to justify being racist. The gang has an intervention for Neil’s twitter and other fails of his. Neil retaliates with a story of an almost threesome with Max, makes Kunal talk about hitting a woman, and then dive into early family problems. Enjoy, as we get uncomfortably numb and Max tries his hardest to talk about listicles to avoid the pain. This all makes Chris the happiest he’s ever been.

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Kunal thinks texting and driving should be legal, seat belt laws are terrible, and kittens deserve something. Chris tallies off the advantages of having a disabled Mom.  You can have sex in your car, legally! Littering for the rich is amazing. Chris is homeless, AGAIN, while talking new versus old Homeless. Chris hates Max’s claim for cyclist rights and Max schools everyone on storytelling. Chris wins the sad off again this week.

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Neil won’t try contacts for his crap eyes, but ages terribly, well. Chris tells us how he almost lost his arm, got puffer fish poisoning and that he still doesn’t have AIDS. We also explain how easy sex is off Okcupid and first date moves. We even get a quick visit by Neil’s girlfriend Niceli on the mic.

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This week, Chris tells a boring story, Neil can’t keep secrets, Kunal shits in bags and new recruit Max Boyajian makes us sick with his being a nice guy. Come listen.

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